1. The Boss is always right.

2. If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.


4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the 

more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number

of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If u r good,u will get all the work. If u r really good,u will get out of it.
 
6. When d Bosses talk about improving productivity,they r never talking about themselves.
 
7. It doesn't matter what u do,it only matters what u say u've done & what u r going 2 do.
 
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
 
9. Don't be irreplaceable.If u can't be replaced,u can't be promoted.
 
10. The more crap u put up with,the more crap u are going to get.
 
11. If at 1st u don't succeed,try again.Then quit.No use being a damn fool about it.
 
12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast & look worried.
 
13. Following the rules will not get the job done. 

14. If it weren't for the last minute,nothing would get done.  

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" . 

16. No matter how much u do,u never do enough. 

17. u can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work u r supposed 2 be doing. 

18. In order to get a promotion,u need not necessarily know ur job. 

19. In order 2 get a promotion,u only need to pretend that u know your job. 

20. person that quit or was fired will be held responsible 4 everything that goes wrong.